For days I thought about what to write as my first blog post, so I
though, "Hey, why don't I write about myself?!"
The problem is, when it comes to my identity and who I am and
where I'm from there's a great deal of conundrum.
So, wherever I go people ask me, "Oh Rochelle... such a
pretty name... Where are you from?". The moment is say Kerala I swear
their mouths open so wide that I see their tonsils.
"Rochelle D'souza? From
Kerala?"
The next question usually goes something like "Did your
parents move to Kerala from Goa?"
If I knew whats good for me I usually just say "Yes, from
Goa, moved here when I was born." End of story. Goan diaspora? No! They
didn't move anywhere. They themselves were born and bred and fed in Kerala,
both my parents, Elvis D'souza and Eileen Fernandez. (Usually when I tell
people my parents names I get another lesson on 'The Inside of the Human Mouth'. I am now more
thorough with the inside of a mouth than a bloody dentist)
I was once used as an example in my class to illustrate the 'Colonial Hangover'.
I am what they call Anglo Indian. But I've got no British
ancestors (at least, not that I know of). Actually, if my family tree is
accurate then I'm two thirds Dutch, and one third...er... Dravidian.
That’s on my father’s side. My mother side is a bit of a blur, a dash of Dutch,
a hint of ‘Travencorean’
a bit of Portuguese and one large helping of confusion.
But all that aside, at first glance I look 100% Indian. Oh yes.
dark brown eyes, thick black frizzy hair and skin colour my mother kindly
refers to as 'milk chocolate' (no, not white chocolate, more like Cadbury's Dairy Milk), strangely the other day
my new hair stylist took one look at me and said "Are you Anglo? I can
tell by the colour of your skin." That's never happened before. Honestly,
I look very much like every other Sheela, Sosamma and Sarakutty in South India.
Growing up was when I was most thoroughly confused. I was the only
girl in my class with a strange name, and short hair (without coconut oil that
too) whose mother wore dresses and pants to school (yes, my mother worked at
the school that I studied in, how was that you ask? Well, that's a story for a
whole other post!), Who spoke English at home but not really like the English
you read in books (I could write a whole other post about that too), who ate
weird things like vindaloo and cutlets and tongue roast. At
parties the whole 'jing bang' (jing bang is the Anglo equivalent of
company or crowd, e.g: "Child, the entire jing
bang from my mothers
side is coming.") sang and danced (although everyone in the community can
jive, I sadly cannot, mother says I was born with two left legs) and made such
a racket; the aunties make matches for this ones daughter and that ones son as
soon as they hit puberty, God forbid they run off and marry one of those 'Nigs' (yes, we were pretty
racist back in the day, but I'm happy to inform you that things have changed,
now we call them bloody locals) and gossip about
every Tom D'cruz, Dick Pinto and Harry Coelho in the neighborhood and abroad (yes,
the Anglo Aunty News Network stretches across the globe, they now
have Facebook too!), while the uncles pulled up their brandy and cracked their
dirty jokes.
Yes the Anglo life is very unique, very different. We aren't just
Colonial bloody hangover. We've created something for ourselves which is a
nexus of both this and that. But every now and then, when we step out of our
little societal bubble, reality hits us that we are a community who've gotten a
bit lost in time. Now that all the blooming white people are gone we've got no
one to emulate. Mixed marriages have diluted the culture even more than it
already was after 68 years of independence, and I don't know if other kids my
generation feel this way, but every now and then I think "Whats the point?
Our forefather's folks shall never accept us as their own, (Once my granddad
spoke Portuguese to an 'authentic' Portuguese woman telling her that he too was
Portuguese and she called him a 'rotten
Portuguese man'...in English) and over here we just manage to fit
into the social structure and even then we stick out like sore thumbs.
(Whenever I see an random aunty at the mall or supermarket with short hair
wearing loose trousers and a bright printed top, alarms go off in my head,
ANGLO AUNTY!!! ding ding ding!!!! Its like whale watching. So rare these days)
So where was I?
Yes, My name is Rochelle D'souza, I'm an Anglo from Kerala because
the Dutch and Portuguese landed in Kerala first (that's right, History, people!
In a place called Muziris,
about 25kms from where I live) and impregnated my fore....ahem...mothers, and
centuries of intra-communal breeding later and here I am. Still in
Kerala. Shudh 100% Anglo. OK. Thanks. Bye.
P.S: When I was writing this I realized that I don't really know
how to conclude this post because I don't quite know how to come to a
conclusion about my own identity. My profile has a little description of myself
but is that who I am really?
P.P.S: I would like to use this post to reach out to my Anglo
Brethren to give me some closure about who we are and what we are and why it is
important that we remain this way.
P.P.P.S: Forgive me for the way I write. I tend to ramble and
digress a lot. My mum says I'm a scatter-brain and I write exactly how I think.
The mongoose has done it again! ;) I is in the liking. You certainly never had the flair for formal writing and for some reason, I feel like I've read your Cul Studies paper all over again. :P But it is cool. Welcome to the crazy world of expressions on the internet, womans! :D
ReplyDeleteHehe pretty good one rochhh <3
ReplyDeleteHi Rochelle, would like to connect around this same topic. I suffer from identity confusion as well from time to time. Am trying to do something constructive about it though :).
ReplyDeleteIdentity crisis can be really painful as it plagues you throughout life. Me and my bro face it quite often when puzzled folks raise their eyebrows whenever we mention our quaint culinary traits, which include vindaloo, figdosi, bebinca... and inadvertently spew out creole Portuguese words. 'Are you Goan?' is the standard question by non-Keralites. No we aren't... 'So are you Anglo?', they ask, scanning our dusky figures from head to toe with a tone bordering on sarcasm. Nope.. 'But then who are you?' Then comes the most painful part of explaining how our ancestors were Topasses or the 'Black Ferringhis' as mockingly referred to by the Dutch and Brits. Natives who were absorbed in the Luso-Indian community because they were in the service of the Portuguese as interpreters, soldiers, and what not...Of course, with the some mixing of Mestico blood here and there over the centuries, blah blah... By the time the explaining part is done, we can see the inquisitive person venting steam through all orfices
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